just a few random thoughts before i head for bed:
i feel like shit
eharmony’s not working
i’m tired
i worry too much
i try to avoid too many people
i’m avoiding the wrong people
i feel i’m being cyber-stalked
usually i’d think that was cool, but its kinda creeping me out
i need to find a new apartment
can’t wait to try pilates tomorrow
should […]

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i don’t what came over me. yesterday, i was watching the cardinals take the rams to the woodshed. i admit, i wasn’t eating the healthiest of all foods, but a few hours after the game ended, i felt a gurgle in the stomach.
i didn’t think anything about it. it was just my body telling me […]

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i’ve been real lazy lately. i should of written some sort allegory about the five year anniversary of 9/11. i could of gone of a huge rant. seriously, though, jon stewart does it so much better:

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yeah, i know, i should be sleeping right now, but i’ve been pretty much thinking all day so i thought i’d hit you up with some of these late night quick hits:
• never break rule #1 at work: don’t date the people you work with.
• is it weird that i don’t use bookmarks while reading? […]

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I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a […]

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today started out slow. i didn’t really want to leave the hole, but i felt i had a mission to do. after fartin’ around for a few hours, i did a massive search for a receipt for the dvd player i bought when i first moved in. i had purchased the extended warranty for it […]

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why do SUV’s slow down at speed bumps or go out of its way to not run over one?
for that fact, why do people go way out of their way to avoid a speed bump? the time it takes to avoid the bump, you could already be over it and calculating your move for the […]

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