today was a bad day to be a bird.

while at lunch today, i heard what sounded like somebody stomping their foot real hard and loud. i look over and see a pigeon convulsing on the ground, chirping out its last chirps. after about five minutes, the bird died.

i felt sorry for the bird. it was slightly surreal. a woman sitting at a table by herself looked really shooken up by it because it landed five feet away from her.

cut to sitting in the office working on the infamous redesign, we all hear a loud POW against the window behind me. i nearly pissed myself. my old boss said that a bird just dive-bombed window.

the end must be on us.

birds are falling from the sky.

dogs and cats are living together.

total chaos!