my mom likes to send me jokes over the email. sometimes, they’re jokes i’ve seen time and time again, but god love her, she still finds them funny. here’s the most current one she sent:

water - it has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

however, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

water = poop

beer = health

free yourself of poop, drink beer! it is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

there is no need to thank me for this valuable information, i am doing it as a public service.

have a nice day.